Lysdexits of the World, Untie!
I always took comfort and delight in knowing that dyslexia is an anagram of “daily sex.” FWIW, an anadram…
Overheard at the Local Music Shop
(Benny) The best way to avoid giving birth to a sousaphone player is to have a tuba ligation. (Glenn)…
The Sartre of Living
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the…
Factors: Form and otherwise
I just read an article pointing out the awkward login procedure for macOS Sierra with an Apple watch: two-factor…
“Delicately Seasoned”
[su_quote]A Half-pound of Angus beef, delicately seasoned, flame-broiled as you like it with butter lettuce, crisp dill pickle, sweet…
That Gent from California
It was another lazy afternoon at The Scruffy Dog Cafe with a few of us regulars shooting the breeze…
A Great Delivery Service!
Attention UPS and FedEx: You have competition [main_last]For your enlightenment, check out this Wikipedia link.[/main_last]
Anthropology Report
Galactic Federation Survey Report #25013 Civilization on Planet OGC 458-03 (“Earth”) Submitted by: Knarf, Survey Anthropologist 2nd Class Customs…
Hawaii Is Just a Few Miles South of Los Angeles
You fellas might remember that I was sent over to the IBM facility in Croydon, south of London” I…
Heathrow to the Airport Holiday Inn – Take a Cab
In the 80s and 90s I flew into London several times a year. I usually had a hotel booked…
No Cats
[dropcap]From[/dropcap] ’85 to ’89 I was frequently heading to London to work with British Telecom on equipment that we…
Parking $1
Another tale about the folks who gather for coffee and grub at The Scruffy Dog Cafe somewhere in the Midwest. This time Little Joe’s latest money-making scheme runs afoul of the law as he tries to fleece tourists out of a buck to park in an empty field.